Very interesting and challenging week 36 in the English Premier league I must confess, most especially with Manchester United giving us a dose of sweet deja vu just to remind us how great they really are and why they remain the RED DEVILS. In the words of new interim player coach, Ryan Giggs," We will go back to playing like Manchester United" and they did just that. The mature leader who has seen Manchester United through its years in the premier league was sure to be true to his word when the red devils were up against Norwich City on
on Saturday, United carefully delivered 4 plates of dodo into Norwich's post. 2 each from Rooney and Mata who came off the bench substituting Danny Welbeck in grand style. Welbeck was also sure to contribute as he was the one who was fouled in 39th minuite leading to Rooney's first goal which was a penalty. Rooney sent the keeper on a long errand to the other side while the ball made the red world united once again as Old Trafford felt the love. What are we thinking? Could Ryan Giggs really be what United needs? Our sincere condolences go out
to David Moyes who was fired only a day before his birthday. Sad to think that we believed he was the chosen one. With Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs' 4-4-2 formation, United should be confident of getting all their opponents served with enough Dodo!
to David Moyes who was fired only a day before his birthday. Sad to think that we believed he was the chosen one. With Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs' 4-4-2 formation, United should be confident of getting all their opponents served with enough Dodo!
Tottenham 1-0 Stoke City
My team, Tottenham was sure enough not to dull on the weekend victory by carefully depositing a plate of dodo with our signature chicken on the side into Stoke City's post. This plate of dodo was delivered in the first half by Danny Rose, well assisted by Chef Emannuel Adebayor. The dodo was served using Rose's head. Powerful finish!
Chelsea 2- 0 Liverpool
A.K.A. CLASH OF THE TITANS, spectacular support displayed by Liverpool fans before the match, I'm sure it was meant to have been very intimidating for Jose Mourinho & Chelsea, who were not shaken at all as they were carefuly to twaq them well well, gave them 2 goals just to let them know that Mourihno is boss.. ( our internet connection won't let you watch Bash Alee's reaction) .... Liverpool's captain Steven Gerrad was caught slippin' (literally) and had Demba Ba scoring the first goal of the match for Chelsea at extra time in the first half. Gerrad tried to treat his personal fuck up all through the rest of the match, shooting invicible goals and scoring within his mind. Willian Borges Da Silva was sure to get Mourinho emotional at extra time in the 2nd half... Did you see Ashley Cole comparing beards with Bash Alee?
Crystal Palace 0-2 Manchester City
Look to your left and look to your right and make sure you deal with anyone who tells you that Mikel Obi
Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle
I don't have much to say about the Arsenal match, the demeanor of the Newcastle fans after the match was enough comedy already. 3 goals, by Oliver Giroud, Laurent Kosicielny & Mesut Ozil who was also sure enough to add an assist to his stats. Newcastle fans could't hide their feelings, as they showed how much they want the team manager, Alan Pardew sacked.Tragic, but funny! Just in time to end the EPL week!
Other Results
West Brom 1-0 West Ham
Sunderland 4-0 Cardiff City
Southampton 2-0 Everton
Fullham 2-2 Hull City
Swansea City 4-1 Aston Villa
| MATCHES | HOME | AWAY | GOALS | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PTS | GP | WON | DRAWN | LOST | WON | DRAWN | LOST | WON | DRAWN | LOST | GS | GA | |||
| Legend: PTS: Points WON: Games Won DRAWN: Games Drawn LOST: Games Lost GP: Games Played GS: Goals Scored GA: Goals Allowed | |||||||||||||||
| 1 |  | Liverpool | 80 | 36 | 25 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 96 | 46 |
| 2 |  | Chelsea FC | 78 | 36 | 24 | 6 | 6 | 15 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 69 | 26 |
| 3 |  | Manchester City | 77 | 35 | 24 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 93 | 35 |
| 4 |  | Arsenal FC | 73 | 36 | 22 | 7 | 7 | 12 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 6 | 65 | 41 |
| 5 |  | Everton | 69 | 36 | 20 | 9 | 7 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 57 | 36 |
| 6 |  | Tottenham | 66 | 36 | 20 | 6 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 5 | 10 | 3 | 5 | 52 | 49 |
| 7 |  | Manchester United | 60 | 35 | 18 | 6 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 10 | 3 | 5 | 60 | 40 |
| 8 |  | Southampton | 52 | 36 | 14 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 52 | 45 |
| 9 |  | Newcastle United | 46 | 36 | 14 | 4 | 18 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 10 | 39 | 57 |
| 10 |  | Stoke City | 44 | 36 | 11 | 11 | 14 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 11 | 39 | 50 |
| 11 |  | Crystal Palace | 43 | 36 | 13 | 4 | 19 | 8 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 11 | 28 | 43 |
| 12 |  | Swansea City | 39 | 36 | 10 | 9 | 17 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 51 | 52 |
| 13 |  | Hull City | 37 | 35 | 10 | 7 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 36 | 45 |
| 14 |  | West Ham United | 37 | 36 | 10 | 7 | 19 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 38 | 49 |
| 15 |  | West Bromwich Albion | 36 | 35 | 7 | 15 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 8 | 42 | 54 |
| 16 |  | Aston Villa | 35 | 35 | 9 | 8 | 18 | 5 | 3 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 36 | 53 |
| 17 |  | Sunderland | 32 | 35 | 8 | 8 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 37 | 57 |
| 18 |  | Norwich City | 32 | 36 | 8 | 8 | 20 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 28 | 60 |
| 19 |  | Fulham | 31 | 36 | 9 | 4 | 23 | 5 | 2 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 37 | 79 |
| 20 |  | Cardiff City | 30 | 36 | 7 | 9 | 20 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 12 | 31 | 69 |
IMPORTANT: Just remember that Jose Mourinho has said that he doesnt car whoever the champion is.. Liverpool or Man City.. Just always remember that he flogged both the top teams twice. Bragging rights, its #DodoGangEndorsed
Who do you think will win the EPL? Who do you think will be up against Real Madrid in the Champions League Final?
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Bash Alee
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